Disfruta y comparti con tus amigos las frases de Ismael el amigo paraguayo que tuvo un encuentro cercano con un OVNI. Encontra frases como:
- Vi una luz rara que venia asi fuerte
- Como que venia encandilado ahi
- Y venia dando zigzag
- Salio uno todo naranja
- Con cara rara, largo como piropo de tartamudo
- Nos hizo una seña medio rara viste
- Ni mi*** voy a ir que vas a hacer vos me queres llevar
- No te voy ni a palos vo
- Que mi*** es lo que queres vos venis con la nave espacial esa rara
- Que vas a traer vos que venis a hacer quilombo andate a tu casa
- El marciano dijo que venia en son de paz, que mi*** es eso
- Son de paz, son de paz, tomatelas porque te cago a chancletazos
- Y me tiro un rayo x
- Caze un ladrillaso ahi noma se lo puse en la cabeza salio cagando el bicho ese
- Lo corri hasta la nave espacial
- Se metio pa dentro
- Y le cagamo a patadas la nave
- El willy le queria robar el estereo
- No tiene estereo no ves que son de la estratosfera
- En la estratosfera no hay estereo NO HAY
- Como no tenia orejas como mi*** iba a escuchar
- Escuchan los marcianitos verdes, les gustan los marcianitos verdes
- Aaah le dije yo
- Asi como vino la nave espacial esa se fue
- Largo un humo, para mi estaba jodida la carburacion
- Porque largaba humo vite
- Cuando quieran venir que vengan noma y nosotros aca estamos esperandolos con palos
- Agarro una escopeta y lo cago a palazos yo no tengo problema le hago el aguante
- Si usted ve un plato volador señora no se asuste y llameme a mi Ismael
- Enseguida le voy a solucionar el problemita
- Esto es una cosa nueva pa mi que veo OVNI
- Que mi*** es un OVNIEnjoy and shared with friends Ismael phrases Paraguayan friend who had a close encounter with a UFO. Discover phrases like:
- I saw a strange light was coming so strong
- As they came there dazzled
- And giving permission zigzag
- Salio an all orange
- With rare face, as long lists of stuttering
- We made a rare sign means dresses
- Neither my ***'m going to go do you want me out
- I'm not going vo or sticks
- That my *** is what you want You come with the spacecraft that rare
- That'll bring you that you come to make your home quilombo andate
- The Martian said that came in peace, which is why my ***
- They are peace, peace is, because I shit tomatelas to chancletazos
- And I shot a ray x
- Caze one ladrillaso there is noma put it in his head that came shitting the bug
- I ran to the spacecraft
- I got inside pa
- And I kicked the ship cagamo
- Willy wanted to steal him the stereo
- No stereo not see that are in the stratosphere
- In the stratosphere there is no stereo NO
- As I had ears like my *** I was going to listen
- Listen green men, like little green men
- Aaah I said I
- Just as wine spacecraft that went
- Long smoke, for my carburetion was fucked
- Because smoke largaba vite
- When you come noma want to come here and we are waiting for them with sticks
- Grab a shotgun and shit with sticks I have no problem doing it endurance
- If you see a flying saucer lady do not panic and call me my Ismael
- Then I'm going to solve the little problem
- This is a new thing pa mi I see UFO
- That my *** is a UFO
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