Really Trumpy Idea

About Really Trumpy Idea Android App

Sometimes your friends need nothing less than YUUUUGE ... let me tell you ... A-MAZING texts. Channel the monumental Donald ego, charisma and chutzpa into nothing short of a confusing and bewildering series of texts sent to whoever the app dares you to!

Pretty sure they'll fillet you over speaking in a Trump-fucian dialect? Then why not! Just think about the selfies afterwards!

Hey, lets face it... add a little alcohol to this grease fire, God-complex style texting, and you'll have nothing short of incontinent laughter.

Maybe they're an actual Trump supporter. Even better! Perhaps they'll pick up on your Donald-ese and the two of you can bond over a full fledged sub-dialect that's sure to stump future generations to come.

These bewilderingly great scenarios start with vapid one liners like:

- How am I doing thus far?
- My hair follicles actually cure baldness.
- Women always find me to be amazing
- Trump tower is literally saving lives.
- Rorschach tests with my face recruit successful people.
- My IQ is simply astounding...
- The Chinese ... they think i'm amazing
- Let me tell you why walls are great...
- I should buy the View
- The Hubble Telescope can see Greatness.
- I have Money. Loads of it. So what?
- My Twitter is so amazing.
- I'm like PT Barnum. I make stars.

Take a few screenshots of these, soon to be legendary text exchanges, and share them with us!