Tappy Turd

About Tappy Turd Android Game

Tappy Turd. Yep I went there... Not proud of myself but what can you do.

Tappy Turd has everything, and by everything I of course mean slightly more than nothing. Go Go super bullet list of features!!!

- Ultra cheesy repetitive, yet strangely compelling and uplifting music track by some bloke called Scribe (which i found on opengameart.org, cheers dude!).

- Super simple one finger gameplay, tap on the screen and tappy will hop in that direction (even if he's already airborne because physics means nothing to a living dog turd).

- Amazing(ish) emergent game-play thanks to Unity's 2D physics system. Because even a living dog turd can't ignore physics forever.

- Super hardcore difficulty, because apparently that's a thing now. Actually its probably not that hard but my girlfriend really couldn't get anywhere..... sooo.... yeah....

- Never ending levels (well level) also a thing now. Just keep trying to go higher or something. Hey you downloaded it!

- A cute little loveable main character in an utterly random and entirely impenetrable story. "Abandoned by his creator (and his owner you dirty neglectful brigand!!) he's destined to a short life drying out on the cold hard pavement in some forgotten park before decorating some poor fools shoes with his innards. But due to reasons never explained or even touched upon he gains the ability to bounce up onto mysterious solid clouds on a great quest into the heavens."

- Mega awesome sound effects (also nabbed off of opengameart.org). Thanks again, seriously you guys are amazing.

Now if that little lot didn't convince you to download this bad boy I don't know what will. So I'll just shut up now.

(Now with added Spit and Polish Update for extra shininess).